his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Mom said you looked used
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
This toilet bowl is my home.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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