He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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