i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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