She's JV to your varsity
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
