My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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