Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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