Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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