She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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