Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my shit smells like andre
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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