Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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