Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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