I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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