So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize