Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
And then he peed in my hair
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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