So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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