he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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