Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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