Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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