We won't sleep together?
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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