Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
