We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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