The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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