Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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