Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
please come you make the beer taste better
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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