How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I had to cum in my sink.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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