there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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