If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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