If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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