Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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