he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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