Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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