how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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