I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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