Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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