Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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