so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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