guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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