So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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