my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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