On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize