Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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