sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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