Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
only if we run a train.
done.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
well, you know. whores of a feather.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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