So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She even gives head with a lisp.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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