So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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