Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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