I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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