have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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