I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
