I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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