If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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