it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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