we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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